The Scientific Method (aka Peer Reviewed Toilet Paper) Boris did not place relianceOn silly and frivolous scienceFor his colleagues uniqueHe ...
Category: Science
Covid Beaten in UK! 25/6/2020Covid Beaten in UK! 25/6/2020
It’s The Stupid Economy Again (aka R U Loathsome Tonight?) Boris Johnson’s opening upOh joy, hip hip hoorayThe R number ...
Head in SandHead in Sand
The Boss Trick Ostrich (aka Boris Sticks his Head in the Sand) Boris Johnson’s responseIs just to scratch his bonceHello ...
A Blue PlanetA Blue Planet
Playing Marbles (aka Old Style Fun and Games) This tranquillity is weird But not entirely bad If nothing else it ...
Corona PoemCorona Poem
An Advertisement for Beer (aka Coronary Disease) It’s not a thing to satirise Covid-19 won’t hear your lies Or mumblings ...
Vacts and Vigours?Vacts and Vigours?
Alternative Vax (aka The Ultimate Antidote to Anti-Vax) New Improved Version! From Donald Trump get vaccinated We must all be ...
Moon Limerick/Troon SongMoon Limerick/Troon Song
Fly Trump to the Moon (aka Let Him Stay There he’s a Goon) (by Spank Sin Fat Whaaah!) It is ...
Transformers (Again)Transformers (Again)
Hurting Your Cranium (aka Transformers – Rude Taunts in Disguise) Fast Breeder Reactionaries Bojo and Mogg Work hard all day, ...
Mogg’s MindMogg’s Mind
Idiocracy (aka The Ladybird book of How it Doesn’t Work – Jacob’s Brain) The problem with these experts Is that ...
Boris Partly Kills PhysicsBoris Partly Kills Physics
Johnson’s Progress (aka The Tacky One’s Direction of Travel) He thinks that he is faster that light Like a tachyon ...