The Dead Parliament Sketch
(aka Mortifying Hyphened Jerk-Cuss)
By Jaycloth-Cleese Blog
This is a “dead” parliament
Was the claim of Geoffrey Cox
By theft and strife, it’s restless chief
Tried to put it in a box
If they hadn’t unprorogued
It now would be deceased
With the cryer, the risible
Boris, it nearly ceased
For he can’t negotiate
Though his plumage may be blue
Is he beautiful? Absurd
With no Norwegian deal in view
He has no culture (he’s a vulture)
A hellish douche thing up from Hades
Who promotes Rees-Mogg and Raab
(He is pushing up the crazies)
But the Scottish Court of Session
Found flaw in his position
It’s the thing no-one expects
The clannish inquisition
And thank God for the Supreme court
Who Tory right (far) lament
Or else we would be saying
“This is an ex-parliament”