Climate Fun

 Jeepers Creep Errs 

 I don't care what the scientists say
 When the scientists they are claiming
 That our emissions are quite shaming
 I'm certain the sun will shine

 I don't care how the climate will change
 If my nukes make clouds mushroomy
 It's gotta be sunny to me
 While there's coal there in the mine

 Jeepers Creepers, look at all my Tweeters
 Jeepers Creepers, look at all my lies
 Let's get fracking, and give polluters backing
 And some hacking, with help from Russian spies.

 Golly gee, it's getting kinda warm
 But I'm o.k., I'll make a deal with Missy Storm

 Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those tweeters
 That grim reaper's, put carbon in the sky!
 Why don't ya all just fry?