Please Stand So Close to Me (aka Message in a Throttle) by the Pall-Ease
Young beaches, the subject
Of Boris’ fantasy
He wants swims so badly
Knows water’s taunt-on-sea
Inside there, there’s bonging
This chap’s a broken rage
Crook’s sharking, they’re close now
This Brexit coup they stage
Chorus:
[Do stand, do stand so
Do stand too close to me
Do stand, do stand so
Do stand up – comedy]
His friend is rebellious
You know how Rees-Mogg gets
Sometimes it’s just too sleazy
Cash in and feast pure debt
Rent Nation, crustaceans
So glad it makes him high
Let’s bus hop, berating
Homeless (we’re warm and dry)
[Chorus]
Loose walk by the crass goon
To press remoaners cry
Pong turds in wiff-waff room
Dominic on a drive
He’s no use, his seizures
He hits the brakes and coughs
Just like an old man then
Whose mainlined novichok
[Repeat chorus till fade]