The Return of the Ode de Colon
(Aka Jacob Rees-Mogg and the Chamber Pot Sleaze Crept)
The toileteers of Kent
Portaloos, heaven scent
A stink, a stench
From the front bench
A Brexit punishment
Pity then the poor drivers of trucks
Why does Rees-Mogg like them stuck
In the passage of Kent
Jackknifed lorries are bent
Almost double, while Jacob just sucks
Down the odd gallon or two
Of his own special brown brew
While observing that Kent
Is a shit hole, that meant
Jacob was just passing through