The Desert Fox (aka A-Hole in One)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Was killed because he was a baddy
As the chopper blades whirr
Out jumps cadet Bone-Spur
Armed with his best driver and caddy
As Al in fox hole nervously laughed
Trump looked worryingly down his shaft
As he watched on TV
Handicapped (pinned his knee
And the ball of his heal, missed the draft)
Due to an al-B atrocity
Al was three under par, off the tee
But this was match play
And the Bakr would pay
For his slice of the action, a fee
But Baghdadi, was caught in a trap
In the sand, (and that’s quite a mishap)
Then from Trump’s whirly birdie
Abu’s shot – by the turdy
Holing out Bakr gave Trump the clap
For the sportsman craved mostly applause
So he tweeted “victory, mine was!”
Making less sense than Yogi
Berra, this bogus bogey
On his card he marked birdie, because
In truth Trump had not fired the shot
But figured he had quite a lot
To do with the whole crisis
(He’d been nicest on ISIS)
So he’d holed in one (so he thought)
And now with everything on the up
As the soldiers retreat saying “hup”
Creating disasters
The Donald Trump masters
His marshalling of balls to the cup
Now the moral of these golfing themed tales :-
It matters not whether Donald Trump fails
He’ll distract by tweeting
From his act of cheating
While below Barr, leans on justice’s scales
And if ISIS is a hazard once more
Then we will need a more accurate score
Than The Donald’s rough guess
Which is hooky at best
By Putin’ the red flag’s aims to the fore
Double Don Tinder (of Double Don Tinder’s Double Entendres) has a golf score of 36 (level par on the outward nine). I think he had a bit of fun playing around with that, oops, that’s 37 now, one over.
Feel free to chip in and pitch your ideas.