Covid-19 (aka N-N-N, Nineteen , Nineteen)
His son thought the longest for an “A’m Eric!” – in history
He’s got the strongest fore skin smell – that’s no mystery
In December 2019 Donald Trump seemed like just another useless idiot but he wasn’t
He was different in many ways, as so were those that did his fighting
During Watergate the average number of lies told every day by the President was thirty six
During Trump’s Corona press briefings it was ninety
In-in-in “See – it’s calm!” it was ninety
N-N-N ninety, ninety
The tweeting and gas lighting of the past few weeks continued today
In plenty live trials – yes, he lied on
Trump, l-l-l lied on, lie Don
Trump really wasn’t sure what was going on
With Covid n-n-n nineteen
Nineteen, nineteen,
Nineteen, nineteen
With bonespurs, the combat soldier typically served
A twelve month tour of Mar-A-Lago
But was exposed to syphilis almost every day
Hide Don, hide Don
L-l-l Lie Don, Lie Don
Hundreds of thousands of people were at risk of Corona
But Donald “C’vid Scam” Trump wasn’t tested despite his discharge
Their cardiac arrest rate is almost twice that of non-Corona victims of the same age
There are no accurate figures of how many
Have been affected (due to Trump’s gutting of Government agencies)
But a Mike Pence “bad-sin-is-great-spin” study
Concludes that the greater the
Exposure to Corona the more likely the victim’s chances
Of being arrested or Covid dead
This is one legacy of the “C’vid Scam” war
All those who remember the human waste
They won’t forget the policies
Of the Trump Administration and Senate Leaders
Whose average age was ninety-nine
N-N-N Ninety … Nine, Gee!
Mitch McConnell doing Tai Chi, Tai Chi
Di-di-disruption
Di-di-disruption
After being abroad many came home on cruise ships
While the “C’vid Scam” President often decided to roam within two feet of lung ill (from bats)
The most dramatic scenes were as the
World’s weary grew, and “C’vid Scam” saw them coming home
None of them received the Zero’s welcome
None of them received El Zero’s welcome, none of them, none of them
Ne-ne-ne none of them, not one of them, none of them
None of them received the Zero’s welcome
Some of them perceived his “fear grow melt down”
According to a Mike Pence “bad mini spray Don” stud-day
Half of Trump’s “C’Vid-Scam” from bat debt fans suffered from what
Proctologist call
Post-Trump’s-Shat-It-Stress-Disorder
Many yet complain of alien nations, and rage – then wilt
As some succumb to conspiratorial thoughts
Eight to ten beers after thinking it was a hoax
About eight hundred thousand will still be fighting the “C’Vid Damn!” War
De-de-de-construction
Covid N-N-N Nineteen
Nineteen Nineteen
Covid N-N-N Nineteen, Nineteen, N-Nineteen Nineteen
Covid N-N-N Nineteen
When Trump got back from Mar-a-Logo with indifference, everybody wants to know
“How’d it happen for those guys in his hotel?
There’s gotta be some Covid-Nineteen in there”
But Trump hid what he could, saying “it’s a hoax it’s untrue
The scientists must be somehow wrong somewhere
People that haunted us, ashamed of our mistrust
Sad!” Trump had no idea what he’s meant to fight and now
All he wants to do is stay home
At The Doral where deadly bugs roam
What did he do it for?
All he wants to do is ignore
Was Trump really worth it?
N-N-N Not Likely, Not Likely
N-N-N No good, at dealing with Covid
N-N-N Nineteen, Nineteen
With Apologies to Paul Hardcastle
Very touching. Love it.