Break Dancing with The Conga (aka Achy Snaky Fart)
Let’s all do the conga
Trump’s sense of smell seems stronger
By Putin’s asp
He’s getting gassed
Inside Vlad’s inner ring
Trump is doing his thing
In private rooms
He’s getting groomed
Let’s all do the conga
The snake is getting longer
Joined by Bill Barr
It stretches far
For Barr has been proposing
That he should stick his nose in
And he’s behind
Trump in the line
Let’s all do the conga
Ted Cruz likes anaconda
So he’ll join too
Just for the view
Of Bill Barr whose rear’s groovy
Ted wants to make a movie
With his forked tongue
Playing Barr’s wrecked drum