“Appy” by Go Far will Ill-Cums (aka Crack and Craze)
I might seem hazy what he’s ’bout to say
And insincere, just give him a break
He’s a complete buffoon and he’s a disgrace
With no care, in underwear (babies by the way)
Ugh, in his nappy
Crap along if you think that Dominic is aloof
Because he’s crappy
Crap along if you feel his NHS love’s untruth
Because he’s crappy
Crap along if you know what crappy pest Dom is too
Because he’s crappy
Crap along if you feel like he is a number two
Here Cum’s sad news, looking like a prat
Unwell, Covid’s all he’s got (and a big hatchback)
Unwell, he probably should have received a fine
It’s an offence for you, but not that whine
Here’s why
Because he’s crappy
Crap along if you feel like driven’ a car without a roof
Because you’re crappy
Crap along if you feel like all his lies are the truth
Because he’s crappy
Crap along if you don’t care what the Tories have done to you
Because they’re crappy
Crap along if you feel so Ill that you want to spew
Hey, no, but (crappy)
He’s a clown, can’t nothin’ (crappy)
He’s a clown see
R level’s too high (crappy), to bring him round
Can’t nothin’ (crappy), he’s a clown
He said “let me lie to you now”
He’s a clown, can’t nothin’
He’s a clown
R level’s too high to bring him round
“Can’t nothin’ being a clown”
He said
Because Dom’s crappy
Crap along if you feel like driven’ a car without a roof
Because you’re crappy
Crap along when he looks like crappiness – being aloof
Because he’s
Crap along if you know what appy piss means for you
Because Dom’s appy
Apps gone wrong – but it knows what you like to do
Because he’s appy
App’s too long and you feel like being doomed by your blue tooth
Because his appy
Craps along cos’ it feels that crappiness is the truth
Because that app
Apps not on if you know that crappy shit thinks you’re thick
Because this crappy
App’s all wrong it will turn your phone into a brick
Hey, no, but (crappy)
He’s a clown, can’t nothin’
Being clown see
His R level’s too high – it brings us down
Rant bluffing bring me down
I said
Because Dom’s crappy
Crap along if you want SAGE advice without the proof
Because Dom’s crappy
Crap along if you feel like crappiness is the truth
Because he’s crappy
Crap along if you know what crappiness Dom can do to feck tech eh?
Because he’s crappy
Crap along if you feel like that Dom is a wanka too
Because he’s crappy
Crap along if you feel like a boomer who’s still says “poof”
Because he’s crappy
Crap along if you feel like crappiness is Vermouth
Because Dom’s crappy
Crap along if you know what crappiness he’s brought you, oh hey
Because he’s crappy
Crap along if you feel like that Dominic is crappy without a clue, Cum on!