Pleading the Fifth - Haven't You Heard of the Amendment?
(aka Avenue of Spoken Memes)
Al Capone should be brought back
To try out a new defence
The reason he forgot tax
He was "stressed" by the expense
And the Oklahoma bomber
Although, he also was laid to rest
To assess his deeds, mood sombre
The mitigating factor was "stress"
And though that Bernie Madoff
Had made off with all that loot
Surely what he earned he's paid off
He was "stressed" (and quite astute)
So don't say "Trump he obstructed"
Just because of evidence
For Barr he has now constructed
A fool court "stressed" precedence
Barr Barr Hack Sheep (aka Nursery Crime)
Barr Barr hacks deep, evidence to fool
Cress Stir, cess stir, he's uncool
Once for his master
And once for his shame
Once for his little ploy
To cover the blame