Move Fast and Break Things (aka The Dominic Can’t Repugnant)
As the smartest guy in the room
With a laser mind that can zoom
You’d think that this prat
Could figure out that
He’s charted the course for our doom
But he thinks it’s some sort of a laugh
(And he has more neck than a giraffe)
For Dom never is boring
He enjoys all the whoring
That involves him with Boris and spaff
Till Boris is feeling terribly chaste
For Dominic is quite an acquired taste
But he does have the cash
To make quite a splash
In the position with which they are faced
But Boris is happy, he’s humming
While Dominic flushes his plumbing
Till Boris is numb
And quite overcome
By the coming of Dominic Cummings
Is that you there … Double Don Tinder (of Double Don Tinder’s Double Entendres)? I sense your presence …