All’s Fair in Love and War (aka Love and Farage)
Trump and Farage, Trump and Farage
Look like they’re in an abusive marriage
Nige’ thinks Trump’s so brilliant
He didn’t notice where the thrill went
Trump and Farage, Trump and Farage
Don’s been working Nige’s undercarriage
Fundamentally, Nigel’s master
A proctological disaster
But the actual, counter factual
Puppet master is the one who hacked, you’ll …
Know by now that’s Putin
Who manages to put his boot in
Tails off with disturbing sounds emanating from the Gulags (and intermittent high pitched screams of “That’s the way to do it!”)