Gove Idiot’s Little Mix of Covid and Brexit Picks
(Aka A Cons-Bendy-Dumb of Bananas)
Dominic Cummings and Science
Do not have any mutual reliance
And Dominic Cummings
Is down with the dumbings
And driving half blind in defiance
What has Nigel Farage got?
A conspiracy theory or plot
That Covid is a hoax
And so until he croaks
In summary, he’s got not a lot
A man known as Jacob Sleaze Blog
Wrote into his journal a log
Of recent events
Arising in Kent
Converting it into a bog