Trip Advisor (aka Manifestly Inappropriate)
Trip Advisor
Said “This miser’s,
One you should avoid”
It the went on
To comment on
How “easily annoyed”
Would be the host
If you don’t post
A five star review
Of him, his staff
Cronies and half
Of everything they do
Which isn’t much
They do not touch
A thing when you have gone
No change of sheet
So as to greet
The next to dwell upon
This place The Doral
Uniquely for all
Visitors to rest
Who cares if it’s
Uniqueness shit’s
An Orange tan infest