A Fool and Our Money (aka Soon Parted)
A fool known as Michael Gove
Thought himself quite the bluff cove
A dandy at rambling
On, while he is gambling
His shirt – and the rest his clothes
Gamblin’ Gove (aka Risk EU Business)
Michael Gove he held his cards
Closer to his chest
And pointing his wee hand he said
“My bullets are the best”
“My aces are my snake eyes
I’m dicier than the rest
Fifteen two, fifteen four, a run is eight
My crib’s the very the best”
Not only that but I’ve got Doms
(Both Cummings and Raab)
We wager on Casino deals
Losing it all, as in – no cab
So we walk home, nought left to lose
Then bet our shirts on lockdown exit
Russian roulette the last game left
We fire blanks at our Corona Brexit!