Green with Envy

Climate of Fear (aka Trump's Green and - Pleasant -  Banned!)


Trump thinks that climate change is a hoax
Just made up to fool all of the folks
So that's why for Greenland
He has something mean planned
One of his environmental jokes


But if global warming ain't real
Then why does he have so much zeal
To buy all that ice
At double the price
Is his mind in estate that is real?


Unless, perhaps maybe it's true 
That all along, throughout he knew
That Greenland would turn brown
But no - this orange clown
Would never want something that hue


Or maybe it's simply he felt
The US should loosen its belt
And claim lebensraum where
He'd put immigrants there
To pray that the ICE - it would melt


But Alaska? Nada - it's not
Greenland it cannot just be bought
There will be no Trump tower
In an ice land with power
To tell Trump, don't touch, it's too hot!