The Helicopter Waltz
(aka Rotational Spinistry with Hair-Force won)
Helicopters – the best place to preach
Where reporters, their questions, can’t reach
And Trump’s hair-craft will stay
On the ground (he will pray)
While he struggles with freedom of speech
But Trump, perhaps, might come a cropper
If he keeps abusing his chopper
Without vertical use
An old blade could come loose
Or catch Kellyanne and then drop her
And of course, there is always the risk
That a rotor may suddenly whisk
Just over his head
Or lower and shred
His hair, while he spins like a disc