Jacob’s Establishment Coo (aka The Oxy-Moron)
“It’s a Constitutional Coup”
Said Jacob “You’ll find that it’s true
That proroguing is handy
It’s fine and it is dandy
And constricts everything till it’s blue
“But these judges, the rotters are bent
They belong to the establishment
Not like Mogg of the people”
Who’ll make sure all the sheep’ll
Follow him in malformed malcontent
“For the people are really my chattel
Who’ll hang on my words as I prattle
Then for a new future
It’s off to the butcher
As I prod and treat them like cattle”