The War of Spin Dependence (aka The Boss Don Cheese – Part A)
The Great War of Independence
Was raging and so as to thwart
The Brits, General Trump
Spurred on his Brony rump
Commanding they “seize the airport”
“And ram parts of ancient Iran
Persia’s leaders we have to rebuke
General Custard will muster
Strongly with bluster
His forces for ICE’S to nuke”
“For they will protect our border
At the Great Wall of Mexico
From asylum seekers
(They’re Ninjas in sneakers)
Dead silent – yet still sexy though”
The TelePromptee concluding
Recalled the time machines, when they
“All went back to the future
As terminators butcher …
History at Fort McHenry”