Calling Och-You’re-Pants of the Interplanetary EU need verse (by Clot-Ooh)
The Sontarans are ruthless
In their pursuit of glory
They’re greedy fatuous heads
Always needy, wanting more they …
Think that war is noble
Death in fight glorious
So they demand their rights to
Brexit f’k up Tory us
But they are straight up characters
(They hardly even have hips)
And look at Jeff, stiff as a board
He barely moves his lips!