The Bungle Crook – by Dud Card Crippling (aka Just So Tories)
Bo likes swinging with swingers
He’s a bungle Z.I.P.
But he’s got caught
His flies are locked
Now small Bo’s dangling free
Oh doobee do
Etc.
Meanwhile a snake start’s to sing
“Come with me, Cummings (me),
Though there are hidden fees,
Brexity, Brexity,
Hypnosis – sets you free”