The Bavarian Connection (aka An Ovarian Indiscretion)
Donald has claimed that he was the son
Of a German, now isn’t that fun?
Because, then we construe
On that timeline it’s true
That he must have been one of the Hun.
But the truth? It is even more grim
His Grandfather’s the German in him
And like Donald a dodger
Of drafts, the old codger
Was full of shlt up to the brim
But don’t tell him or he may react
And then like a Nazi he will act
“Dummkopf, Kommandant!
Mein Kampf, und mein pants!”
Is Drumpf’s struggle, with trousers (and facts)
See also Trumps Scottish Roots!