Messiah?

The Chosen One (aka The Mess-Hire)

The Lord above surveyed
The people down below
He had to choose a wise one
To help guide them although ...

Who would he choose as King
To lead thee ... "his alt-rights"?
Of course! He'd choose The Donald!
Whose star was shining bright

He take them to the promised land
Overflowing with bilk and gunny
And then with golden words
He'd fleece them of their money

The saviour, he must be praised
So let our eyes now feast
On treasures brought unto him
By wise men from the East!

Jong Un sent Trump love letters
Signed from "Your Little Rocket Man"
So Trump kept them close to hand
As his fingers through pockets ran

Xi Jinping he sent steel
However, wanting to be blessed
Trump turned it back (with tariffs)
And told the farmers "It's a test"

But the greatest gift, a bagful
Of devotion, with precious loot in
Came from The Daddy up above
Who's name was Vladimir Putin

For Vlad had made his choice
And he knew just who he was buyin'
The Donald? He's just a potty ploy
To bring US The Life of Cryin'