The Undertaker’s Last Word
(aka If Only One Could Find The Right Word To Describe Jacob Rees-Mogg)
“Just ask an economist
They are the worst of sorts
They’ll give you an answer
(Unlike my crass retorts)”
“I’m better, I look down on them
These experts I’ll expose
Sniffing at them from on high
And looking down my nose”
“And if you find my sneering
Pompous antic untoward
Just read between the lines
To seek out your reward”
For smuggled betwixt the words
In this most peasant plucking verse
Is one describing Rees-Mogg
(Driving Brexit’s fucking hearse)