Fly Trump to the Moon (aka Let Him Stay There he’s a Goon)
(by Spank Sin Fat Whaaah!)
It is going to happen quite soon
That Trump will be the man in the moon
Whilst trying to ignore
That it’s been done before
Though he will be the first by balloon
Actually, he’d probably get lost. I doubt if he’d be able to find his way to his Turnberry golf course in Scotland if he didn’t have a helicopter to take him there. He’d probably end up in Troon …
Fly Trump back from Troon – The song (by Spank Sin Fat Rap)
Fly Trump back from Troon
Let him pay, for bungs for pars
Let him see what “Bing” is like in
A future behind bars
In other words, he’ll be canned
Uncovered purged, maybe, and slammed
Thrilled his heart with wrongs
He’d play King for ever more
His base – he acts “strong” for
As they worship on the floor
Criminal words, said in plain view
Forget the Kurds, he’ll betray them too
Swill guy smartly “Bongs”
And let him “Bing”, the tethered bore
This pig’s rope’s a long one
And he swings worse than whore
In other words, “he’s untrue”
But now this turd’s, face will turn blue
Thanks also to the Rap Pack (aka the Troon Crooners) who helped to caddy for Trump at Troon : –
Rank Spin Gnat Bra (aka Smelly Skank Don’s Way)
Scammy Shave His Troon Score (aka Rude Oaf D’you Lie? Scammy)
Dean Fartin’ (aka Mike Pump-Payload)
Been Barfin’ (aka Bill Barf)
Not forgetting Troll Spew Lies himself (you know the one who was rumoured to have underworld connections) … Spanks In “That’s Crass” (aka Mafia Don)
With special thanks to also to Double Don Tinder (of Double Don Tinders Double Entendres) for the insertion of his appendage.
Written in celebration of Trump’s decision to “put a man on the moon” as a distraction from his abandonment of the Kurds.