The Detention Centaur (aka Stephen Miller’s Half Assed Policies)
Stephen Miller thought he was very stoic
A magical beast, a legend, heroic
Policy on the hoof, he started to riff
His legendary status was really a myth
Making demands and raising the tension
With concentration camps and detention
But his head and his ass were the wrong way around
So his mouth was the hole that faced down to the ground
This half-assed creature, who thought himself thoroughbred
Butt-spoke constant horse shit from his ass of a head