Boris Asks Himself if he is in Two Minds and answers himself “What you too?” (aka The Bo Credo Key Woke He)
He wrote a letter ‘in’, a letter ‘out’
Boris undecided, yet not expressing doubt
When it was time, to state his mind, he Brexitted
Now that’s what Bo’s all about
Oh, Bokey, Bokey, Bokey
That is my little jokey
And if you think that’s slightly low key
Look up “boke” in a Scottish dictionary
He put the Irish in, the Irish out
He told the DUP that he would never flout
Northern Irish sovereignty within the UK
Then he edged towards “without”
With or without you Ulster
You too will get an ulcer
Protesting “gosh, you’re at treason!
Bo no, don’t you give away our culture”
Bo puts his whole self in, his whole self out
That’s when paternity suits really fly about
Rees-Mogg’s glad that his morals he can separate
His stance from Johnson’s pants, so they sum up to nowt
Mogg thinks Boris very blokey
A man of the people, okay!
And Farage who likes a smokey
Let’s just get out (of Brexit) – ha ha ha!
Double Don Tinder (of Double Don Tinder’s Double Entendres) is offering a maximum of six points to anyone who can spot all of the U2 based puns.
Boris the boke,
Not a nice bloke,
He drinks ’till he stinks,
I don’t know why,
But if you look in his eye,
You can tell he snorted coke.
That is terrible thing to say about a sitting Prime Minister and that is why I for one fully endorse your heartfelt (and poetic) response to my wee bit of doggerel.
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