Brexit Plans – The Full Shit Show
(aka For Turd Planning)
As the year end it approaches
The Government plan through
All of the finer details
Of plans number one and two …
Plan Number 1 – Fish n Chips n Kent – The Man Pish Riviera
(aka What a lot of Kents)
As they went to the bar to get in
The next round of their Brexiteer gin
By the pint or the quart
They would chuckle and snort
“Whose round next – Farage? Get your in!”
And the Brexiteer mob said “delicious”
When thinking of all of the nice dishes
That would pass their lips
After Brexit with chips
Such as Kentish fish – sorry, that’s “faeces”
Plan Number 2 – Fluid Dine A Mix (aka Food for Thought)
Along the side of highways in Kent
There is more than a penny being spent
On dish one and dish two
Either would make you spew
Separately or together the gents …
Is quite full, ‘cos they’re needing an annexe
To park up the trucks while Gove panics
Because he needs to go
But the floater BoJo
Also needs, they’re both “fluid cry manics”