Playing around with the vote (Aka The Golf Cheat, Oh!)
Bad Things, corruption, illegal votes
Are a few of Trump’s favourite quotes
Well while it may be true that there’s some jigging
Around with voters akin to vote rigging
It’s suppression of those who stand in long queues
Where insufficient polling stations suffuse
And those who are denied opportunity
To registration, mocked with impunity
In areas that certain voters inhabit
Instead they get out the old hat-trick white rabbit
And orange snake oil, a con so opaque
The old charlatan’s elixir of “fake”
The election of those Presidents who lose
Votes both the electoral and popular whose
Rights they deny, whose democracy
They have asserted will have no say
“They counted too long, they counted too late
But now they’re ahead, in that case don’t wait.
To start counting again, please find us the votes
Call out all the proud boys, we want their guns wrote
Into the ballot, let papers be seen
Peppered with holes a bump stock magazine
Will tell the full story of our lost election
As faithless electors we ask for correction
That becomes our final route to two seventy”
The last golf ball kick of the Trump presidency