Pretty Prattle (aka Priti Empty Rhetoric)
Priti Patel has done pretty well
For someone with only ambition
Whose only desire, was to persuade a liar
To give her both power and position
But it’s a pity Patel, just cannot gel
With those who depend on her thesis
That for Priti Patel, they can all go hell
They’re just dirt on her shoes (they’re just faeces)