Proroguing for Beginners (aka To the Future Back)
First “take back democracy”
It is sacrosanct,
None of it can reside elsewhere
Or else we’ll wet our pants
Give it back to parliament
We British are the best
But first we must prorogue it
Just in case it fails the test
We’re bringing back our greatness
A time from times gone past
To explore this bold new world of ours
It is so truly vast!
We’ve made new discoveries
Of lands not known about
Strange it seems they’ve heard of us
And some of them have doubt
No-one wants us
No-one wants us
But we really do not care
No-one wants us
No-one wants us
But be sure we do and dare
For we are brave we
Had a navy
Nowadays it is a barge
But our vessel
Though a mess will
Pollute like Nigel Farage