Inflatable Rabbits
(aka The Munchkin who framed Roger’s Habit)
Steve Mnuchin’s dad Robert used money
To purchase an inflationary bunny
Perhaps we could all start
To make more balloon art
Then deflation would seem rather funny!
But even more fun at this juncture
If one tiny prick caused a puncture
And if that prick was Steve
How his daddy would grieve
While exclaiming to Steve “what a runt you are”
So to conclude (this is the best part)
Our tale of excess debt for fine art
The rabbit’s release (gassy)
Had revealed through assay
A piece of dressed up leporine fart