Good Buy Rudy Choose Stay (aka Ukraine Call? Regret? Plot? You Fawned!) By the Trolling Stones (again)
He, Rude, ever stays where he belongs
Close to his friend Donny, in their thongs
Vile – this one’s invite
To travel on a flight
Where? No one knows. Ukraine? Suppose…
Who’d spy? Rudy – Do Stay
True you’d hang in shame? Taunt you!
When you change on every news day
No-one’s gonna miss you
Don’t question why this sleaze can even be
He’ll tell you his friend Donny helps him pee
(He’s in panties chained
And his wife has alway feigned
That he’s the boss, and that’s just gross)
Nude? Why? Rude, Excuse me
Who would bang away with you?
When you’re strange in every skewed way
No-one’s gonna kiss you
“There’s no time to cruise” I heard him pray
Hatch your plots before, you flip and say
“Trying all the time
To keep Trump’s Twitter memes out of my mind
Vain, spite, unkind”
Good try, Rudy choose stay
Who could hang the blame on you?
If you’d change, if you’d refuse, say
No-one would resist you
Crude try, your deluded
View could have the frame on you
When you’re deranged with any new way
Still no honour – it’s true
Dude cry, Rudy lose day
True you’d have infamy to!
When you’re pain gives you a blue day
Still No-one’s gonna this rue