Trump’s School .. Err .. Report (aka Must Lie Harder)
Don got an F minus for math
And all other subjects don’t laugh
His attendance was fine
It was straight down, the line
Or was that his grades on a graph?
The line it went right through the floor
To absolute zero his score
Like his real estate worth
It went under the Earth
Until it got down to the core
But at least he was able at sport
Himself with dignity to comport
Though excused by a note
That his doctor friend wrote:
“I’m afraid Bone Spurs I must report”