The Name's Don, Shamed Don (aka Tamed Don) Do you need an alibi? Allow me to concoct a lie, We'll say those there, that they went rogue, That kind of untruth, it’s in vogue, It is just the kind of assistance, That will allow you to put distance, Between the truth of your awful crime, And those who'll pay with more than time, For having now achieved your goal, Your servants heads will surely roll, And I'll tell the world that you were 'strong', Denials like that cannot be wrong, I'm Shamed Don and my espionage, Gives lies and deceit camouflage, I really just cannot do true, My boss is Putin (he is Q), But for now my Saudi King, I'll take care of everything, We'll say the culprit is at large, And it would be quite wrong to charge, A Saudi Royal of machinations, Cruel murder and assassinations, And just to set your mind at ease, We'll blame it all on the Chinese.
Shamed Don Returns
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