The Incorruptible Johnson (aka Already Corrupt)
He’s such a lad is Boris
He likes a bit of thigh
And when he gets ahold of one
It makes the ladies sigh
He’s such a lad is Boris
He’s always “do or die”
He’s chivalrous (not frivolous)
That’s why he won’t comply
With rules and regulations
Protocols or laws
Social norms (that need reforms)
They do not suit his cause
His modus operandi
Is act now and think later
Help business out, without a doubt
That can’t make him a traitor
To spend a dime upon a dame
He’d wallow in the riches
Of hard earned tax, he’s cool relax
Boris yanked off his britches