A Conservative View on Government Spending …
(aka Clear the Swamp to make room for a Cess Pit)
They think using tax payer’s money
As a lubricant (or as honey)
Is certainly fair
Though you all despair
To them it is terribly funny
For though conservatives abhor spending
The money of friends they are defending
All those rich kleptocrats
And their pubescent brats
Always think their desserts are unending
Just don’t waste any of those taxes on healthcare now y’all, that would unconstitutional y’hear!!
Just to be clear – this is irony, or sarcasm or something similar, to be honest I’m losing track. Sometimes it’s hard to tell. Especially, as I am speaking into the wilderness.
Slàinte