The Special Relationship (aka Friends Without Benefits)
A diplomatic incident
Occurred just the other day
When the British ambassador
Had words, he thought he must say
It seems that they were frank
Very honest and sincere
But Trump he was not happy
When they reached his little ear
He said “This talk is dreadful,
It lacks all charm and tact
Now give me just a moment
While I invent a fact”
“Yes this one will do fine
It strongly is a bruiser
I’ll say he has low ratings
And tweet that he’s a loser”