Actually Love (aka A Huge Rant)
The ambassador’s reception
To his accurate perception
“That Trump was not a friend
On whom one could depend”
Was first an angry tweeting
Then a sudden crass deleting
Of his dinner invitation
With the leader of a nation
Whose dysfunctional approach
Is hardly beyond reproach
Yet though Don Trump is so disgraced
He thinks it’s Kim should be replaced
No, not his little Rocket man
For nowadays he is a fan
Instead an honest diplomat
Who someone once overheard chat
And at the British Embassy
Trump knows who, there, he’d like to stay
He’d love for Farage to rush there
But still that farrago “Rusher”
Reminds us foreign meddling
Like Vladimir is peddling
Is something to be resisted
Even though Trump has insisted
That a special relationship
Can be found on his lying lips
So step aside Johnson and Hunt
Because to deal with this affront
We need someone who has the stuff
And who can act as if he’s tough
Whose not afraid to wear the pants
That we love actually – Hugh Grant?
Well he could hardly be any worse.