Boris Johnson and Donald Trump (aka The Con-Fusion)
Great leaders both, of western lands
They most certainly are not
Saying one thing on a Monday
Hoping next day we’ve forgot
Boris Johnson and The Donald
It will come as no surprise
Are the subjects of derision
For their narcissistic lies
The Donald had a big head start
But Boris ran like Forrest Gump
Though not as kind or clever
He came up on Boris/Trump
Now you may be confused
By such ambiguity
But that is just what happens
(Speaking Conservatively)
But if that is how you are feeling
Please spare just a little thought
For Boris Trump, who’s hardly got one
The fink’s thinking not a lot