Tulsa Rally Stand-Up (aka It’s … Don’t He Lie, Don’s Lying Circus)
Donald doing stand-up
Standing on his stump
Spreading out his team’s Covid
Laughing out his rump
A Megachurch the place
To mention “Wuhan Flu”
All men created equally
Susceptible to “Clung Flu”
He’s got the greatest timing
He knows what comedy to do
He’ll have them rolling in the aisles
They’ll cough and wheeze and spew
And now “The Joker” Donald
Whips his base up and down
He thinks that he’s the ringmaster
But he’s the comic circus clown
Overcrowding (aka Two too many)
Poor Donald Trump’s Tulsa Rally
Was him and a woman called Sally
Atmosphere was relaxed
Both of them had been vaxxed
Against getting friendly or pally