Bojo the Clown’s Flying Circus (aka Funny Walk on the Riled Side)
Cheer up, Boris. You know what they say.
Sometime life’s mishaps,
Can make you feel really crap.
Other things are unfair and just get worse
When you’re missing out on Brexit
Find a ditch, to make your exit
And this’ll help you leave like all the rest
Always look on the shite side of life…
Etc.
No one expects the clannish inquisition!