Sumo Summit (aka It’s Wrestle-Mania time again “Trump” vs “The Lump”)
Trump’s been in training all of his life
Practiced fighting with every wife
Preparing for big Un
Who he’ll wrestle for fun
In his underpants, ready for strife
His regime he designed to gain weight
So that he would be ready to take
A shot at the title
Of “Fat Man” it’s vital
He eats up everything on his plate
Then it comes, it’s the day of the fight
And Trump knows that he has earned the right
He threw Big Macs down
His throat like a clown
Till they stuck, now his pants are too tight
His mentor she says “just play your part”
As he struggles, to suppress a fart
So just then it began
His first fight in Japan
When fight coach Kellyanne signals start
To impress his Sumo Sensei Trump
Pushing hard, tries to force out “The Lump”
All the way out the ring
As he attempts a fling
In a manoeuvre known as “The Dump”
But sadly it all starts to go wrong
When his motions result in his thong
Getting caught in his teeth
As he strains for relief
With a move that he calls “Bing Bing Bong”