Weather Summary (aka Whether Summery?)
Now listen kids it’s easy
Let me summarise
For you are still young, so
Listen to the old and wise
The summary is this
With petro-dollars bought
It will be summery all year round
So – very nice and hot
But don’t be fooled by evidence
Climate science sums are lies
Toughen up, fresh water still exists
In the tears found in your eyes
Listen instead to Donald Trump
Who, even when his sums err, tries
To banish climate scientists
With all their plots and lies
So if the heat gets unbearable
Just get out of his kitchen
Summarily you’re now dismissed
‘Cos his Twitter finger’s twitchin’