Spa Wars (Aka Use The Farce - Look!)It is the Tory sewage farceEngland will not wipe its fat arseWhile down ...
Tag: Brexit Satire Rhyme
Patel’s PunishmentsPatel’s Punishments
Patel’s Punishment Time (aka Davy Jones’ Hurt Locker) It seems that Mistress Patel Has urges that she cannot quell They’re ...
Viagra Fails – Canada MinusViagra Fails – Canada Minus
Double Plus Ungood (Aka The Viagra Fails) A brand new deal with Canada!Hailed as a Triumph for BrexitExactly as we ...
Boris Slips Up In ScotlandBoris Slips Up In Scotland
The Masquerade Ball-Up (aka Boris’s Slip is showing) Boris Johnson let his mask slipChatting to “the North” a wee blipHe ...
Boris ShyteBoris Shyte
He’s Once, Twice, Three time he’s Shady(Aka Actually No, Boris is just a Shyte) Boris talking Shyte?Yes I think that ...
UselessUseless
The Unknown Quantity (Aka Who’s This Eustice?) Very well known Brexiteer George EusticeThought it a great idea to boost hisProfile ...
Colonic IrrigationColonic Irrigation
The Return of the Ode de Colon(Aka Jacob Rees-Mogg and the Chamber Pot Sleaze Crept) The toileteers of KentPortaloos, heaven ...
Planning for BrextPlanning for Brext
Brexit Plans – The Full Shit Show(aka For Turd Planning) As the year end it approachesThe Government plan throughAll of ...
Shame They’re PottyShame They’re Potty
Ode de Colon (Aka Jacob Grease Slob’s Master Pan) From Dover to the north of KentThe slurry was most evidentBrexshit ...
Nice Smell (Kentish Style)Nice Smell (Kentish Style)
The Sweet Smell of Success(aka Bo’s Victory Crap) Boris Johnson’s greatest successWas getting aboard the BrexpressIt arrived with this clownFolk ...