Barnacle Ted Cruz – the Cling On
(aka Space Piracy of the High C’s)
Ted Cruz, was keen on space piracy, aargh
But many thought that he had gone too Farrr
When he grew a long beard
That was orange; that’s weird
And jolly rogering seaman Bill Barrrrr
Written to celebrate Ted’s warnings about space Piracy (and also his affection for AG Barrrr)