Nature, Substance and Context
(aka The Fluid Concept of "Context" in a Con's Text)
William Barr finds himself in a quandary
As he scrubs Donald Trump's dirty laundry
The "nature" and "substance"
Of Trump's old underpants
He removes, but upon him, it dawns "pray!"
For if he does not his soul will be damned
By Trump's pre-Washington cleansing demand
To purge Donald's trunks
Of the spurious "punks"
Stains from the swamp, Don himself drained by hand
So Bill Barr puts Trump's punks in a "context"
With Barr's lack of precaution ... they'll bond next
But a Bob Mueller letter
From Trump would protect better
Than what comes in the playbook of Don's text
With thanks to Double Dan Tinder who is helping out at the moment
as his brother Double Don Tinder(of Double Don Tinder's Double Entendres) is currently recovering from a slipped wrist.
Itty Bitty Snitty (aka Silly Billy's Illy)
Bill Barr thinks that Mueller is "snitty"
To include all the nitty gritty
Facts in his letter
Now Bill's a sweater
Perhaps Barr should not be so shitty
Barr’s Version of the truth (a not even a Glimmerick)
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Ted Cruz - The Slitherin' Snake
(aka The Hairy Plotter takes the Rough with the Smooth)
Ted Cruz's tongue is so far up Barr's ass
That he has managed to slither and pass
Barr's gut without fear
Coming out through his ear
While discovering a new source of gas
Yet not everything's going that well
He is trapped so he must cast a spell
So he tries out his famous
"Heck-smelly-anus" ...
But Barr's behind, Ted's stuck, in a sell
And his fortunes they do not improve
The oral appendage cannot move
For it seems as it dodged
Through Barr's sphincter, it lodged
Now Ted's forked tongue is stuck in a groove
With thanks to Double Don Tinder
(of Double Don Tinder's Double Entendres)