The Doral Re-Tweet (aka A Place in the Pun)
Now you have your invite to the Doral
It’s so green that it is just like Gore (Al)
It’s a splendid retreat
Of mine where we can meet
To “relax and make deals” (code for quarrel)
It will be the best gathering there’s been
But the best meetings are those unseen
In a room on my own
On the Skype telephone
With my best friend (you know who I mean)
We will party and I’ll do a dance
(But not with our old allies like France)
I’ll do flips and contortions
And display my extortions
Up and down before Putin I’ll prance
What a pity it’s cancelled. Damned liberals complaining about emoluments.