The Old Turkey of the Paper Towels (aka A Flock on the Wild Side)
These E.U. Laws are crazy
They steal Xmas too, it is foul
Restrictions on wrapping – no fun
My wild life’s got no papered owls
Written in honour of the Brexiteer who called into a radio phone in to complain about the EU having 437 regulations on paper towels (couldn’t name one though).