Pinocchio Knows how to Blow His Own Trumpet
(aka Donald Trump’s “Thing in Me – Stick It” – The Whistle Blowing Song)
When Trump’s in his bubble and he’s tweeting all night long,
Then he starts to bristle!
Writing his epistle!
When Trump meets temptation he thinks that it would be strong,
To fire his little missile!
Then for a little kiss’ll,
(Although Trump’s plan is weak)
He puckers up (Don can’t take “no”)
And when Trump’s spittle speaks, well women they brick it
Then join Ronan Farrow’s staff
And as Trump tries to slide,
In his bit of gristle!
Shove up him a
And this’ll rip Don’s con’s pants ten feet wide